Monday, May 03, 2004
TOM DELAY INJURED
By Stockton
A freak boating accident will sideline Congressman Tom Delay and his campaign for re-election for two to four weeks. Details are sketchy on why Congressman Delay was aboard the party boat Raging Queen.
The boat owner, Angry Dragon (aka. Stewart Humphrey), would only confirm that Delay was aboard and had "really earned his Captain Bars."
A donkey was also injured in the accident. Senator Rick Santorum's Congressional Oversight Committee on the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals will invesitagate.
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By Stockton
A freak boating accident will sideline Congressman Tom Delay and his campaign for re-election for two to four weeks. Details are sketchy on why Congressman Delay was aboard the party boat Raging Queen.
The boat owner, Angry Dragon (aka. Stewart Humphrey), would only confirm that Delay was aboard and had "really earned his Captain Bars."
A donkey was also injured in the accident. Senator Rick Santorum's Congressional Oversight Committee on the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals will invesitagate.
