Tuesday, May 18, 2004
A WMD FOUND
By Tweed
A bomb that may contain sarin gas, a nerve agent, was finally located when it exploded. The Bush Administration is hailing this as a victory.
"See, we told you so," said one White House spokesman. "We never said there were weapons of mass destruction. We said there may be a weapon of mass destruction."
Also found on Monday were a golden lasso that makes people tell the truth, 2 tons of kryptonite (red)and the Bat Cave. Administration officials now believe that Iraq had advanced plans for a "Romulan Cloaking Device" that would render the two planes in The Iraqi Air Force invisible.
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By Tweed
A bomb that may contain sarin gas, a nerve agent, was finally located when it exploded. The Bush Administration is hailing this as a victory.
"See, we told you so," said one White House spokesman. "We never said there were weapons of mass destruction. We said there may be a weapon of mass destruction."
Also found on Monday were a golden lasso that makes people tell the truth, 2 tons of kryptonite (red)and the Bat Cave. Administration officials now believe that Iraq had advanced plans for a "Romulan Cloaking Device" that would render the two planes in The Iraqi Air Force invisible.