Tuesday, June 15, 2004
ADMINISTRATION UNCOVERS TWENTY-SIX TRAITORS
By Stockton
What do William J. Crowe, Kack Matlock and William Harrop have in common? Two things: All three worked for Republican presidents and all three:
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Also included in the treasonous group is Marine General Joseph P. Hoar, commander of U.S. Forces in the Middle East during the reign of Bush the Elder.
The Bush Administration denies the existence of these former diplomats and military officials. "We believe," said one Bush spokesperson, "that these are fictitious people who do not actually exist. They are made up figments of John Kerry's imagination. I mean, really, William Crowe? Couldn't they come up with a better name for a made up guy?"
A Bush campaign official was more blunt. "President Bush has spent 3 years in the service of his country. His competence shouldn't be questioned by these amateur political hacks. How long have they served the US?"
All twenty-six men are being held by the Justice Department as enemy combatants.
UPDATE: The Administration has retracted its previous comment and acknowledged that the twenty-six men are actual, real, people who hate America.
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By Stockton
What do William J. Crowe, Kack Matlock and William Harrop have in common? Two things: All three worked for Republican presidents and all three:
"agreed that we had just lost confidence in the ability of the Bush administration to advocate for American interests or to provide the kind of leadership that we think is essential."
For the full story go here.
Also included in the treasonous group is Marine General Joseph P. Hoar, commander of U.S. Forces in the Middle East during the reign of Bush the Elder.
The Bush Administration denies the existence of these former diplomats and military officials. "We believe," said one Bush spokesperson, "that these are fictitious people who do not actually exist. They are made up figments of John Kerry's imagination. I mean, really, William Crowe? Couldn't they come up with a better name for a made up guy?"
A Bush campaign official was more blunt. "President Bush has spent 3 years in the service of his country. His competence shouldn't be questioned by these amateur political hacks. How long have they served the US?"
All twenty-six men are being held by the Justice Department as enemy combatants.
UPDATE: The Administration has retracted its previous comment and acknowledged that the twenty-six men are actual, real, people who hate America.
