Monday, June 07, 2004
BUSH SEEKS SPECIAL FAVOR FROM ILLINOIS LEGISLATURE
By Stockton
The Bush teams unrepentent zeal to link itself to the September 2001 terrorist attacks may have backfired. Because the Republican national convention has been pushed so far back in the election year, President Bush will need a special law passed to get on the Illinois ballot for the 2004 presidential election.
That's right folks, without a special law, just for him, President Bush would not even show up on the ballot of this state (which he won't win anyway).
Fits, doesn't it. What others laws and rules has Bush broken to get where he is - drug abuser, DWI, Texas Air National Guard, securities fraud, the Constitution.
Oh, yeah; I forgot. It's OK because he doesn't get blow jobs.
Speaking of which; we've many likely candidates for our Staff Ass position. Don't forget to apply (if you're a hotty)!
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By Stockton
The Bush teams unrepentent zeal to link itself to the September 2001 terrorist attacks may have backfired. Because the Republican national convention has been pushed so far back in the election year, President Bush will need a special law passed to get on the Illinois ballot for the 2004 presidential election.
That's right folks, without a special law, just for him, President Bush would not even show up on the ballot of this state (which he won't win anyway).
Fits, doesn't it. What others laws and rules has Bush broken to get where he is - drug abuser, DWI, Texas Air National Guard, securities fraud, the Constitution.
Oh, yeah; I forgot. It's OK because he doesn't get blow jobs.
Speaking of which; we've many likely candidates for our Staff Ass position. Don't forget to apply (if you're a hotty)!
