Monday, June 07, 2004
BUSH V. BUSH!
By Tweed
LB in 04 has learned that George Bush the Elder has decided to try and oust George Bush the Younger in a move that will have historians grappling for appropriate analogies!
This stunning news was discerned from comments the former President Bush was reported to have made to supporters near his home in Kennebunkport: "Tried to teach him good values, Barb and me and his schools, and so forth; didn't seem to take; Me, I'm trying to make amends; set things right; follow those points of light."
Experts in Bush speak quickly translated this message into the following: "I'm gonna teach that little prick a lesson."
Bush Junior, apparently not in need of a translator, quickly responded in kind: "My daddy is a great man and president in the past years. But oldness and, you know, makin' money and not being where I am in the world today without the Russians and so forth - it doesn't make much sense."
Translated: "Bring it on, big Daddy."
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By Tweed
LB in 04 has learned that George Bush the Elder has decided to try and oust George Bush the Younger in a move that will have historians grappling for appropriate analogies!
This stunning news was discerned from comments the former President Bush was reported to have made to supporters near his home in Kennebunkport: "Tried to teach him good values, Barb and me and his schools, and so forth; didn't seem to take; Me, I'm trying to make amends; set things right; follow those points of light."
Experts in Bush speak quickly translated this message into the following: "I'm gonna teach that little prick a lesson."
Bush Junior, apparently not in need of a translator, quickly responded in kind: "My daddy is a great man and president in the past years. But oldness and, you know, makin' money and not being where I am in the world today without the Russians and so forth - it doesn't make much sense."
Translated: "Bring it on, big Daddy."
