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Thursday, June 24, 2004

HASTERT STANDS BY RYAN
By Tweed

Illinois Republicans are standing by GOP Senate candidate Jack Ryan. Hastert had to cancel a recent fundraiser but will be scheduling one for the near future at the "Dark Dutchess House of Pleasure". Cubicles furnished with mattresses will be available for $1,000.

In related news, the GOP slams Democrats on Family Values.
// posted by Ethan @ 6:24 AM
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