Tuesday, June 29, 2004
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED DUMPED BY GREENS
By Stockton
In a stunning reversal, the Green Party rejected He Who Must Not be Named as their Presidential standard bearer, opting for someone else whose name I can't remember.
HWMNBN's campaign has spiraled into a deep depression. "It's pretty bad," said one HWMNBN acolyte. "He knows he's put on some weight recently, maybe getting a little sloppy, but he didn't expect this type of rejection."
The Greens just felt that the two had grown apart. "We just don't know one another anymore," said one Green Party official. "He's an entirely different candidate than four years ago. We never talk and never go out. It was time to move on."
HWMNBN has gone into seclusion. "He just mopes around," said his campaign manager. "He hasn't showered and he just eats ice cream and watches soaps all day. He hasn't even mentioned corporate corruption for hours."
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By Stockton
In a stunning reversal, the Green Party rejected He Who Must Not be Named as their Presidential standard bearer, opting for someone else whose name I can't remember.
HWMNBN's campaign has spiraled into a deep depression. "It's pretty bad," said one HWMNBN acolyte. "He knows he's put on some weight recently, maybe getting a little sloppy, but he didn't expect this type of rejection."
The Greens just felt that the two had grown apart. "We just don't know one another anymore," said one Green Party official. "He's an entirely different candidate than four years ago. We never talk and never go out. It was time to move on."
HWMNBN has gone into seclusion. "He just mopes around," said his campaign manager. "He hasn't showered and he just eats ice cream and watches soaps all day. He hasn't even mentioned corporate corruption for hours."
