Tuesday, June 08, 2004
KERRY MAINTAINS LEAD OVER BUSH
By Tweed
According to a recent Gallup Poll, Senator John Kerry maintains his lead over President Bush.
Republican Strategist Knute Hummer takes us inside the data.
"Bush's real problem," noted Hummer, "is a collapse in his base. Typically, Bush should have 90%-95% of the doofus vote as well as the drooling idiot vote. That has shrunk and they may not turn out like they should. Our worst nightmare is that our typical base of support stays home on election day."
What might these supporters do on election. "It's just speculation," says Hummer, "but my guess is they'll stay home, possibly performing their own root canal or having sex with a very close relative."
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By Tweed
According to a recent Gallup Poll, Senator John Kerry maintains his lead over President Bush.
Republican Strategist Knute Hummer takes us inside the data.
"Bush's real problem," noted Hummer, "is a collapse in his base. Typically, Bush should have 90%-95% of the doofus vote as well as the drooling idiot vote. That has shrunk and they may not turn out like they should. Our worst nightmare is that our typical base of support stays home on election day."
What might these supporters do on election. "It's just speculation," says Hummer, "but my guess is they'll stay home, possibly performing their own root canal or having sex with a very close relative."
