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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT

This weeks installment of "I Think I Know a Terrorist, What Can I Do?" features Vice President Dick "Potty Mouth" Cheney. (The program is designed to show Americans how they can help fight terrorism by illustrating how various Administration members fight terrorists)

Vice President Cheney says: "First, I show them my college deferments and tell them I have other priorities. If that doesn't work, I give them a low, gutteral growl, like this:



That will generally scare off the terrorist. If not, call the Secret Service. Good Luck and God Bless.
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