Thursday, June 10, 2004
REPUBLICANS SAD, DISAPPOINTED
By Tweed
A growing group of Republicans feel betrayed by their party leaders. It has been well over three days since the death of former President Ronald Reagan, yet the promise of Republican leaders has not been kept.
"They told us it might take more than three days," said one disappointed conservative. "But it's been five and he hasn't risen."
According to sources, certain Republicans promised the faithful that Mr. Reagan would rise from the dead. It might take longer than Christ's resurrection, but it would happen within the week.
"Dammit," said one Republican. "If Christ could do it, it should be a snap for the Gipper."
Republicans secretly worry that given Mr. Reagan's condition at the time of death, the former President might simply forget to rise.
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By Tweed
A growing group of Republicans feel betrayed by their party leaders. It has been well over three days since the death of former President Ronald Reagan, yet the promise of Republican leaders has not been kept.
"They told us it might take more than three days," said one disappointed conservative. "But it's been five and he hasn't risen."
According to sources, certain Republicans promised the faithful that Mr. Reagan would rise from the dead. It might take longer than Christ's resurrection, but it would happen within the week.
"Dammit," said one Republican. "If Christ could do it, it should be a snap for the Gipper."
Republicans secretly worry that given Mr. Reagan's condition at the time of death, the former President might simply forget to rise.
