Monday, June 28, 2004
RETURN OF THE SON OF REPUBLICAN FAMILY VALUES
By Tweed
Republicans have reason to crow about their pro-business credentials. The New York sex industry is gearing-up, big-time for the GOP convention in New York.
"We're so excited," said one "escort" business proprietor. "We've got all our girls gussied-up to look like Anne Coulter and Peggy Noonan." Another sex industry business man, Boom-Daddy Jefferson, expressed equal enthusiasm: "I dig them GOP bitch hounds, man - they know, man, this is business. I gotta get my money."
GOP convention front-man Jim Ryan, a well known sex-club junkie, offered to take his GOP friends on a tour of the New York sex club scene - and to have sex with their wives in public.
GOP Convention frontman finding out what New York has to offer sex starved Republicans.
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By Tweed
Republicans have reason to crow about their pro-business credentials. The New York sex industry is gearing-up, big-time for the GOP convention in New York.
"We're so excited," said one "escort" business proprietor. "We've got all our girls gussied-up to look like Anne Coulter and Peggy Noonan." Another sex industry business man, Boom-Daddy Jefferson, expressed equal enthusiasm: "I dig them GOP bitch hounds, man - they know, man, this is business. I gotta get my money."
GOP convention front-man Jim Ryan, a well known sex-club junkie, offered to take his GOP friends on a tour of the New York sex club scene - and to have sex with their wives in public.
GOP Convention frontman finding out what New York has to offer sex starved Republicans.
