Monday, June 07, 2004
THE RIGHT KIND OF CORRUPTION
By Stockton
Nutmeg state republicans are proud of their republican governor who, they say, has shown the rest of the country, and maybe even Bill Clinton, the right kind of impeachable offenses.
"We are proud," said Connecticut republican Paul Scatore, "that our governor had the good taste not to be impeached for blow-jobs. After all, this is Connecticut."
Indeed, much of the hub-bub in the Nutmeg state is over the very traditional nature of Governor Rowland's apparent corruption. "These are the kind of traditional values we like to see," said Connecticut Republican party official Herman Mauro. "If this had been a Democratic scandal, it would have just been sex and more sex. But not from a Republican - no sir. Heck, I don't even take my pants off when I have sex with my wife."
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By Stockton
Nutmeg state republicans are proud of their republican governor who, they say, has shown the rest of the country, and maybe even Bill Clinton, the right kind of impeachable offenses.
"We are proud," said Connecticut republican Paul Scatore, "that our governor had the good taste not to be impeached for blow-jobs. After all, this is Connecticut."
Indeed, much of the hub-bub in the Nutmeg state is over the very traditional nature of Governor Rowland's apparent corruption. "These are the kind of traditional values we like to see," said Connecticut Republican party official Herman Mauro. "If this had been a Democratic scandal, it would have just been sex and more sex. But not from a Republican - no sir. Heck, I don't even take my pants off when I have sex with my wife."
