Monday, June 14, 2004
RUMSFELD TAKES VOW
By Tweed
In a daring move, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has vowed to hold his breath until Iraq is a free democracy.
Rumsfeld made the vow yesterday in an effort to rally support for the Iraq War. After taking the vow, Rumsfeld met with reporters. "Immf thahking usth emow mff fith imak toodles doo."
President Bush is said to appreciate the Defense Secretary's dedication, but remembers the backlash he experienced when other Cabinet members took other vows. In particular, President Bush cited the highly unpopular "No bare breasts" vow taken by Attorney General John Ashcroft.
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By Tweed
In a daring move, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has vowed to hold his breath until Iraq is a free democracy.
Rumsfeld made the vow yesterday in an effort to rally support for the Iraq War. After taking the vow, Rumsfeld met with reporters. "Immf thahking usth emow mff fith imak toodles doo."
President Bush is said to appreciate the Defense Secretary's dedication, but remembers the backlash he experienced when other Cabinet members took other vows. In particular, President Bush cited the highly unpopular "No bare breasts" vow taken by Attorney General John Ashcroft.
