Wednesday, June 23, 2004
WE ARE ALL WARRIORS AGAINST TERROR
By Stockton
The White House unveiled a new, six week program designed to boost moral and get the public involved in the War against Terrorism.
"This is the first time the United States has declared war on a verb," said an Administration spokesman. "We need everyone to be involved."
The White House Program, "I Think I Know a Terrorist, What Can I Do?", was unveiled today. The program will feature various members of the Administration demonstrating the latest techniques that you, the average American, can use in fighting terror.
This week; The Ashcroft maneuver.
Here, Attorney General John Ashcroft demonstrates what he would do if he saw a terrorist engaged in terrorism.
"Open your mouth as wide as it can go," advises the Attorney General, "and scream as loud as you can. That's how I fight terrorism."
This has been a public service announcement from LB in '04.
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By Stockton
The White House unveiled a new, six week program designed to boost moral and get the public involved in the War against Terrorism.
"This is the first time the United States has declared war on a verb," said an Administration spokesman. "We need everyone to be involved."
The White House Program, "I Think I Know a Terrorist, What Can I Do?", was unveiled today. The program will feature various members of the Administration demonstrating the latest techniques that you, the average American, can use in fighting terror.
This week; The Ashcroft maneuver.
Here, Attorney General John Ashcroft demonstrates what he would do if he saw a terrorist engaged in terrorism.
"Open your mouth as wide as it can go," advises the Attorney General, "and scream as loud as you can. That's how I fight terrorism."
This has been a public service announcement from LB in '04.
