Wednesday, July 28, 2004
CHENEY WON'T BACK DOWN FROM WEXLER
By Stockton
When 12 year-old Llana Wexler chastised Vice-President Dick Cheney Tuesday night at the Democratic National Convention for using foul language, the Bush-Cheney war room kicked-it into high gear.
Vowing that no attack would go unanswered, a Bush-Cheney investigation team was quickly dispatched to Wexler's hometown of Oakland, California.
"If Miss Wexler wants to play hardball," said Bush-Cheney spokesman Lawrence Wood, "we say, Bring It On!"
Wood continues:
The Vice-President's Office confirmed that Mr. Cheney would be willing to debate Ms. Wexler, if her 7th Grade schedule permitted. "No deferment," said Cheney. "I'll be there. I'm always willing to fight for what I believe in!"
Cheney, ready to take on 12 year old!
"That's just the kind of man the Vice-President is," said Wood. "If you want to know what Cheney would have done in Vietnam, watch what he does to Wexler!"
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By Stockton
When 12 year-old Llana Wexler chastised Vice-President Dick Cheney Tuesday night at the Democratic National Convention for using foul language, the Bush-Cheney war room kicked-it into high gear.
Vowing that no attack would go unanswered, a Bush-Cheney investigation team was quickly dispatched to Wexler's hometown of Oakland, California.
"If Miss Wexler wants to play hardball," said Bush-Cheney spokesman Lawrence Wood, "we say, Bring It On!"
Wood continues:
"Our investigation has uncovered some things that Wexler should have thought about before she opened her little yap. Two sources tell us she kissed a boy on the check. Not once, but twice! She's been spotted leaving the room without turning off the lights. She's left her naked barbie doll on her front lawn. How is a decent, hardworking Oaklander supposed to explain that to his children? And, her voting record is a joke. The Vice-President is prepared to meet Ms. Wexler one on one in a debate, if she's got the guts to show. If not, she can fuck off."
The Vice-President's Office confirmed that Mr. Cheney would be willing to debate Ms. Wexler, if her 7th Grade schedule permitted. "No deferment," said Cheney. "I'll be there. I'm always willing to fight for what I believe in!"
Cheney, ready to take on 12 year old!
"That's just the kind of man the Vice-President is," said Wood. "If you want to know what Cheney would have done in Vietnam, watch what he does to Wexler!"
