Thursday, July 01, 2004
FRIST TO GET NEW POWERS
By Stockton
Senate Majority Leader Bill "The Tool" Frist may soon be endowed with new, super-duper powers.
In order to punish those few Republicans who still think for themselves, GOP Senate leaders are preparing to enhance the Majority Leader's intra-party powers.
Some of the powers proposed include:
Wonder Twin Powers, allowing Frist to change into any other inanimate object
Cat Girl, allowing him to scratch and spit at wayward Republicans
Super Joe Goebbels, allowing him the excuse that he was just following orders
Daffy Duck, Robin and Scooby-Dum were also suggested but those powers have already been claimed by other GOP Leaders.
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By Stockton
Senate Majority Leader Bill "The Tool" Frist may soon be endowed with new, super-duper powers.
In order to punish those few Republicans who still think for themselves, GOP Senate leaders are preparing to enhance the Majority Leader's intra-party powers.
Some of the powers proposed include:
Daffy Duck, Robin and Scooby-Dum were also suggested but those powers have already been claimed by other GOP Leaders.
