Thursday, July 29, 2004
LB in '04 AMERICAN HERITAGE PRESIDENTIAL RANKINGS PART I
From the Editors
In the spirit of Presidential politics, elections and conventions, the Editors of LB in '04 bring the LB in '04 American Heritage Presidential Rankings List. After minutes of thought, analysis and almost no research, Stockton & Tweed have identified a number of pertinent categories by which U.S. presidents should be judged and have listed the top five presidents for each of those categories:
BEST PRESIDENTS
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. George Washington
3. Franklin Roosevelt
4. James K. Polk
5. Theodore Roosevelt
WORST PRESIDENTS
1. Warren Harding
2. James Buchanan
3. Franklin Pierce
4. Andrew Johnson
5. W
PARTY PRESIDENTS
1. William Jefferson Clinton
2. John F. Kennedy
3. Andrew Jackson
4. Frank Sinatra
5. William McKinley
PRESIDENTS WHO GOT BEAT UP ALOT IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. Millard Fillmore
2. Herbert Hoover
3. Calvin Coolidge
4. Rutherford B. Hayes
5. Woodrow Wilson
PRESIDENTS WHO WOULD ASK THE TEACHER FOR MORE HOMEWORK
1. Richard Nixon
2. James Carter
3. John Adams
4. Woodrow Wilson
5. Albert Gore
YOU COULD BE DRUNK, PUKE IN THEIR CAR, AND THEY WOULDN'T GET MAD
1. John Kennedy
2. William Clinton
3. Harry Truman
4. Lyndon Johnson
5. Abraham Lincoln
COULD PICK UP CHICKS
1. John Kennedy
2. William Clinton
3. Frank Sinatra
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. James K. Polk
COULD PICK UP HOT CHICKS
1. John Kennedy
2. Frank Sinatra
C.
D.
E.
F.
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From the Editors
In the spirit of Presidential politics, elections and conventions, the Editors of LB in '04 bring the LB in '04 American Heritage Presidential Rankings List. After minutes of thought, analysis and almost no research, Stockton & Tweed have identified a number of pertinent categories by which U.S. presidents should be judged and have listed the top five presidents for each of those categories:
BEST PRESIDENTS
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. George Washington
3. Franklin Roosevelt
4. James K. Polk
5. Theodore Roosevelt
WORST PRESIDENTS
1. Warren Harding
2. James Buchanan
3. Franklin Pierce
4. Andrew Johnson
5. W
PARTY PRESIDENTS
1. William Jefferson Clinton
2. John F. Kennedy
3. Andrew Jackson
4. Frank Sinatra
5. William McKinley
PRESIDENTS WHO GOT BEAT UP ALOT IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. Millard Fillmore
2. Herbert Hoover
3. Calvin Coolidge
4. Rutherford B. Hayes
5. Woodrow Wilson
PRESIDENTS WHO WOULD ASK THE TEACHER FOR MORE HOMEWORK
1. Richard Nixon
2. James Carter
3. John Adams
4. Woodrow Wilson
5. Albert Gore
YOU COULD BE DRUNK, PUKE IN THEIR CAR, AND THEY WOULDN'T GET MAD
1. John Kennedy
2. William Clinton
3. Harry Truman
4. Lyndon Johnson
5. Abraham Lincoln
COULD PICK UP CHICKS
1. John Kennedy
2. William Clinton
3. Frank Sinatra
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. James K. Polk
COULD PICK UP HOT CHICKS
1. John Kennedy
2. Frank Sinatra
THOSE BEARDED GUYS AFTER LINCOLN AND BEFORE MCKINLEY WHO WERE NOT US GRANT
1. George Harrison
2. Richard Garfield
3. Rutherford B. Hayes
4. Samuel Tilden
5. Grover Clelland
JUST FOR FUN! NAME THAT PRESIDENT!
A.
C.
D.
E.
F.
