Friday, July 23, 2004
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK MAKES THE HARD MAN....
By Stockton
Watch out ladies. When you pack your man's luggage for his "business trip" to the Far East, don't forget the Trojans. It appears your sweethearts are bringing more home than Bangkok-Hilton ashtrays and "My Dad went to Bangkok and all I got was this Stupid Tee Shirt" shirts.
"I'm so angry," said Midge Johnson, a housewife from Mobile, Alabama. "Hank went to Thailand on business four months ago. He said aluminum siding was real big in Thailand and he wanted a piece of the action."
"It must have been the toilet seats," said Hank Johnson. "Or....no....the bedsheats. They never changed the sheets while I was there."
Hank Johnson, like so many other good husbands, now suffers from a particularly virulent strain of Syphilis.
"This strain has us worried," noted Dr. Bennett McKenzie. "It's new, it strong and when we first looked at slides, we were astonished."
New strain of Syphilis, seen under microscopic condition
Some business men are taking it in stride. Nino Galucci shrugs. "I fucked up. I thought, hey, why use a rubba'? I mean, when's the next time I'm gonna be in Thailand."
Dr. McKenzie is now trying to educate the west on the dangers involved in traveling in the Far East. "There is something sexy and exotic about Asian women," said McKenzie. "Many western men can't resist their allure. But, you have to be careful or we're going to see a new STD epidemic."
Can western business men resist the exotic women of the Far East?
LB in '04 is currently planning an investigative trip to the Far East to further report on this matter.
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By Stockton
Watch out ladies. When you pack your man's luggage for his "business trip" to the Far East, don't forget the Trojans. It appears your sweethearts are bringing more home than Bangkok-Hilton ashtrays and "My Dad went to Bangkok and all I got was this Stupid Tee Shirt" shirts.
"I'm so angry," said Midge Johnson, a housewife from Mobile, Alabama. "Hank went to Thailand on business four months ago. He said aluminum siding was real big in Thailand and he wanted a piece of the action."
"It must have been the toilet seats," said Hank Johnson. "Or....no....the bedsheats. They never changed the sheets while I was there."
Hank Johnson, like so many other good husbands, now suffers from a particularly virulent strain of Syphilis.
"This strain has us worried," noted Dr. Bennett McKenzie. "It's new, it strong and when we first looked at slides, we were astonished."
New strain of Syphilis, seen under microscopic condition
Some business men are taking it in stride. Nino Galucci shrugs. "I fucked up. I thought, hey, why use a rubba'? I mean, when's the next time I'm gonna be in Thailand."
Dr. McKenzie is now trying to educate the west on the dangers involved in traveling in the Far East. "There is something sexy and exotic about Asian women," said McKenzie. "Many western men can't resist their allure. But, you have to be careful or we're going to see a new STD epidemic."
Can western business men resist the exotic women of the Far East?
LB in '04 is currently planning an investigative trip to the Far East to further report on this matter.
