Thursday, July 15, 2004
SECURITY BEEFED UP FOR BUSH CONVENTION
By Tweed
The Republican National Committee announced today that an elite, but private, security force would be guarding President Bush during the Republican National Convention. Minister of Propaganda Ed Gillespie noted that the members of this force are all highly trained former members of the armed forces. "No one's getting through these guys," said Gillespie. "Not terrorists and not Democrats....not that the Democrats would ever commit acts of terrorism. That's not what I'm saying."

Elite, private soldiers will protect the president
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By Tweed
The Republican National Committee announced today that an elite, but private, security force would be guarding President Bush during the Republican National Convention. Minister of Propaganda Ed Gillespie noted that the members of this force are all highly trained former members of the armed forces. "No one's getting through these guys," said Gillespie. "Not terrorists and not Democrats....not that the Democrats would ever commit acts of terrorism. That's not what I'm saying."
