Saturday, August 21, 2004
ATTENTION LICKIN' BUSH in '04 VISITORS
Beginning on Monday, August 23, 2004, all those wishing to visit Lickin' Bush in '04 will be reguired to sign a loyalty oath. This decision was arrived at after careful thought and due deliberation. LB in '04 has realized that any form of dissent, any deviation from the opinions stated here, radically upsets our own preconceived view of the world. That is something we cannot allow to happen. If you wish to visit this site, please sign the following oath:
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Name & Address
Sworn to me this ___ Day of _____, 2004
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A Notary Public of the State of ___
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Beginning on Monday, August 23, 2004, all those wishing to visit Lickin' Bush in '04 will be reguired to sign a loyalty oath. This decision was arrived at after careful thought and due deliberation. LB in '04 has realized that any form of dissent, any deviation from the opinions stated here, radically upsets our own preconceived view of the world. That is something we cannot allow to happen. If you wish to visit this site, please sign the following oath:
I do solemnly swear that I am dedicated to lickin' bush in '04. That I will, to the best of my ability, do everything in my power to lick bush. That I will go to the polls on November 2, 2004 and cast a vote for lickin' bush. That I will bring a friend to help lick bush. That from today, until November 3, 2004, I will think of nothing else other than lickin' bush. That I will convince my spouse or significant other, my mother and father, my granparents, to lick bush. So help me God.
___________________________
Name & Address
Sworn to me this ___ Day of _____, 2004
______________________________
A Notary Public of the State of ___
