Tuesday, August 24, 2004
BLOGGER ALERT
Special News Bulletin
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Special News Bulletin
To Citizens of the United States. Please be advised we are now on Medium High to Medium Rare Alert due to reports of a possible incident this coming weekend. Though an incident may occur, it may not necessarily be a terrorist incident. It may be an incident of a different type. Citizens are warned to be vigilant while in the presence of any possible incident and to report any possible incident to our newly formed National Incident Bureau (NIB). 1-800-ISAWYOU.
This advisory should not be interpreted to mean that there will be an incident this weekend, only that a high likelihood of incidental behavior has been reported. For your information, incidents occur when one or more persons gather to "do" something. If you witness this behavior, usually performed by humans, leave the area immediately and seek shelter. Enjoy your weekend and please, go about your normal behavior.
