Tuesday, August 24, 2004
HOW WOULD GOD VOTE
By Stockton
Rarely is the question asked: "How would God vote in the 2004 Presidential Election."
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By Stockton
Rarely is the question asked: "How would God vote in the 2004 Presidential Election."
Dan Witherspoon, 25
Accountant
Bloomingdale, IL
"Isn't he dead?"
Helen Grundige, 87
Housewife
Mobile, AL
"Twice for Bush, to keep that godless, queer-loving, cock-sucking socialist bastard Kerry out of the White Hosue, praise Jesus."
Patil Suprabrahimianian, 52
Physician
Chicago, IL
"By absentee ballot."
Jim Johnson, 28
Between Jobs
Youngstown, OH
"He's Israeli, isn't he? I think that's illegal."
H. James Dingle
Insurance Executive
Baton Rouge, LA
"He should give his medals back."
