Thursday, August 19, 2004
THE LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
By Stockton
The United States and the world breathed a huge sigh of relief when the news broke. Paris Hilton and her Chihuahua have been reunited. The drama came to an end yesterday when Tinkerbell was returned to her loving owner, world-famous skank, Paris Hilton.
Tinkerbell disappeared last Wednesday, only to mysteriously reappear one week later.
Paris Hilton, seen here, has been reunited with Tinkerbell
Rumors abound as to what had happened to Tinkerbell. One unconfirmed report indicates that Tinkerbell may not have been lost but instead had runaway from the dignity-challenged Ms. Hilton. Lawyers for Tinkerbell will be issuing a statement later in the week.
Whether or not Tinkerbell was lost or a runaway, the outpouring of support was genuine. Thousands gathered outside St. Peter's Basilica to pray for Tinkerbell's safe return.
Lawyers say Tinkerbell, "Touched," by the support shown in her darkest hour
Reservations to stay in Paris Hilton can be made here. Please be advised that every available space in Paris Hilton is jam-packed through the early part of 2005.
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By Stockton
The United States and the world breathed a huge sigh of relief when the news broke. Paris Hilton and her Chihuahua have been reunited. The drama came to an end yesterday when Tinkerbell was returned to her loving owner, world-famous skank, Paris Hilton.
Tinkerbell disappeared last Wednesday, only to mysteriously reappear one week later.
Rumors abound as to what had happened to Tinkerbell. One unconfirmed report indicates that Tinkerbell may not have been lost but instead had runaway from the dignity-challenged Ms. Hilton. Lawyers for Tinkerbell will be issuing a statement later in the week.
Whether or not Tinkerbell was lost or a runaway, the outpouring of support was genuine. Thousands gathered outside St. Peter's Basilica to pray for Tinkerbell's safe return.
Lawyers say Tinkerbell, "Touched," by the support shown in her darkest hour
Reservations to stay in Paris Hilton can be made here. Please be advised that every available space in Paris Hilton is jam-packed through the early part of 2005.
