Tuesday, August 31, 2004
NEW YORK HOSTS ALL-TIME, MOST BORING PARTY EVER
By Stockton
In an ironic twist of fate, New York City, the Big Apple, The City that Never Sleeps, recently hosted the award winning All-Time, Most Boring Party Ever.
In related news, forty-nine of the fifty United States have announced a severe shortage of white, pasty-faced, middle aged men.
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By Stockton
In an ironic twist of fate, New York City, the Big Apple, The City that Never Sleeps, recently hosted the award winning All-Time, Most Boring Party Ever.
Meanwhile, at a fabulously elaborate General Motors-hosted brunch in Hastert's honor at Tavern on the Green, the Speaker tried to soothe frayed New York nerve-endings. "I like New York," he told me. "New York is a great city and I love to visit. And those folks did a great job with the money we got for them." PARTY PEOPLE: Talk about a power dinner. Rush Limbaugh, Peggy Noonan and Matt Drudge - Republican sympathizers all - hosted a glittering affair at Patsy's last night, headlined by Vice President Dick Cheney and wife Lynne, Gov. Pataki and wife Libby, Republican National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) and the ubiquitous Mary Matalin (sans her Democratic firebrand husband, Ragin' Cajun James Carville). A restaurant source told me that a surprised guest was CNN anchor Daryn Kagan, who I hear is friendly with recently separated fellow broadcaster Limbaugh.
In related news, forty-nine of the fifty United States have announced a severe shortage of white, pasty-faced, middle aged men.
