Tuesday, August 31, 2004
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Editors
Once again, we bring you a special announcement from our government helping us ordinary citizens figure out what to do in the event we spot a terrorist. This week we're hearing from Andrew Card.
So what do you do when you spot a terrorist, Mr. Card?
"First, I gently nudge the President awake."
"Wake up, sleepyhead."
"Then, I work on my memoirs."
"He was the reincarnation of Churchill."
"And then, if I have time, I try to sneak away for a quick one with Karen Hughes."
Woooooe! Too much information there, Andy. (And we didn't even need a subpoena!)
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Editors
Once again, we bring you a special announcement from our government helping us ordinary citizens figure out what to do in the event we spot a terrorist. This week we're hearing from Andrew Card.
So what do you do when you spot a terrorist, Mr. Card?
"First, I gently nudge the President awake."
"Then, I work on my memoirs."
"And then, if I have time, I try to sneak away for a quick one with Karen Hughes."
Woooooe! Too much information there, Andy. (And we didn't even need a subpoena!)
