Monday, August 30, 2004
SEX WORKERS GEAR UP FOR REPUBLICAN RALLY
By Stockton
The legislative and executive departments of the Christian Coalition are scheduled to meet in New York City from August 30 through September 2 in order to select their nominee for President. The average delegate will spend approximately $5,000 to attend (food, shelter, etc). However, the bulk of that $5,000 is earmarked for 'entertainment' while the delegates ally in Sodom. Not unlike the Dead Heads (fans of the Grateful Dead who followed the band from city to city) the Republicans have their own groupies that faithfully attend the conventions.
"It's a cash cow," says Cindy 'Flat Tax' Lowery, a massage therapist. "Democrats just want sex but these Republicans are really into some kinky things. One guy, I'll call him AGJA, likes me to strip just so he can cover me back up with sheets. Then he'll pretend to hold a press conference with me as the backdrop. He's weird and dull, but he pays. Well, most of the time."
'Flat Tax' Lowery ready for her client "AG J.A."
Then there's Mary "Abu Ghraib" Potter. She's trying to work her way through Podiatry school and hopes the Republican Convention will end up paying for an entire semester. "I find the Republicans to be much classier than the Democrats. It's like walking into a party with Gary Cooper on your arm."
Mary caters to a special class of Republican. "I only work with the richest 1% of the GOP. If they get relief, then relief might trickle down onto the rest of them."
Mary describes her best client as an older, distinguished gentleman who like to be scolded over Military Appropriations. "He's cute," says Mary. "When I spank him he always says, 'By Golly, I'm a bad boy'."
Mary with one of her classier Republican clients
Mary and Cindy also revealed that Republicans, almost to a man, enjoy seeing two women together.
Two women performing for Republican bigwigs
The biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats for Cindy and Mary: "Republicans have a much more firm resolve. "
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By Stockton
The legislative and executive departments of the Christian Coalition are scheduled to meet in New York City from August 30 through September 2 in order to select their nominee for President. The average delegate will spend approximately $5,000 to attend (food, shelter, etc). However, the bulk of that $5,000 is earmarked for 'entertainment' while the delegates ally in Sodom. Not unlike the Dead Heads (fans of the Grateful Dead who followed the band from city to city) the Republicans have their own groupies that faithfully attend the conventions.
"It's a cash cow," says Cindy 'Flat Tax' Lowery, a massage therapist. "Democrats just want sex but these Republicans are really into some kinky things. One guy, I'll call him AGJA, likes me to strip just so he can cover me back up with sheets. Then he'll pretend to hold a press conference with me as the backdrop. He's weird and dull, but he pays. Well, most of the time."
Then there's Mary "Abu Ghraib" Potter. She's trying to work her way through Podiatry school and hopes the Republican Convention will end up paying for an entire semester. "I find the Republicans to be much classier than the Democrats. It's like walking into a party with Gary Cooper on your arm."
Mary caters to a special class of Republican. "I only work with the richest 1% of the GOP. If they get relief, then relief might trickle down onto the rest of them."
Mary describes her best client as an older, distinguished gentleman who like to be scolded over Military Appropriations. "He's cute," says Mary. "When I spank him he always says, 'By Golly, I'm a bad boy'."
Mary and Cindy also revealed that Republicans, almost to a man, enjoy seeing two women together.
The biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats for Cindy and Mary: "Republicans have a much more firm resolve. "
