Monday, August 23, 2004
THAT DEPENDS ON THE DEFINITION OF 'CONNECTION'
By Stockton
After the Bush-Cheney campaign vociferously denied any connection between the Bush campaign and the Swift Boat Commanders for Truth, a Bush campaign workers resigned today because, "it was learned that he appeared in an anti-John Kerry ad sponsored by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth."
"We basically lied," said Bush spokesperson James Goebbels. "We've found that we can lie and say anything we want and no one calls us on it. It's pretty funny when you think about it. Besides, what else are we going to run on? Our record? Right. That'll work."
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan was showed less aplomb. "It depends on the meaning of 'connection'," he told a reporter. "Sure, if you define connection as someone working for us and for the Swift Boat Commanders, if you're going that far with the term, then yes, there is a connectitudiness about it."
President Bush refused to condemn the Swift Boat ads and denied even knowing what a swift boat was. "Is it one of those cigarette boats? Like Daddy has? I've never seen one. I didn't even know about these swift boat guys and I say what I mean and mean what I say 'cause I have integration."
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By Stockton
After the Bush-Cheney campaign vociferously denied any connection between the Bush campaign and the Swift Boat Commanders for Truth, a Bush campaign workers resigned today because, "it was learned that he appeared in an anti-John Kerry ad sponsored by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth."
"We basically lied," said Bush spokesperson James Goebbels. "We've found that we can lie and say anything we want and no one calls us on it. It's pretty funny when you think about it. Besides, what else are we going to run on? Our record? Right. That'll work."
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan was showed less aplomb. "It depends on the meaning of 'connection'," he told a reporter. "Sure, if you define connection as someone working for us and for the Swift Boat Commanders, if you're going that far with the term, then yes, there is a connectitudiness about it."
President Bush refused to condemn the Swift Boat ads and denied even knowing what a swift boat was. "Is it one of those cigarette boats? Like Daddy has? I've never seen one. I didn't even know about these swift boat guys and I say what I mean and mean what I say 'cause I have integration."
