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Wednesday, September 01, 2004

BUSH'S CLAIMS QUESTIONED
By Tweed

Some of President Bush's claims about his earlier life are causing contoversy, as people question the veracity of his claims. These groups, Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth and Cheerleaders for Truth, are questioning whether George Bush actually was a party animal and whether Bush received his Cheerleading letter appropriately.

These claims could have a ripple effect, as is evident by the recent creation of Joggers for Truth, Morons for Truth, Shrubbery for Truth and Compassion for Truth.

The Bush campaign was quick to respond to the allegations of the Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth: "The members of this group have contradicted themselves and have no proof of their claims. Hell, it was Pleasure Boat Captain O'Niel who sold Bush is first cocaine, and Pleasure Boat Captain Thurlow used to get high with George all the time."

The campaign, still unwilling to mention that George Bush had ever existed prior to the age of 40, did release the following photograph which, the campaign claims, was taken in 1980.



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