Thursday, September 09, 2004
CLINTON MUST CHANGE HIS DIET
By Stockton
After undergoing quadruple-bypass surgery, Bill Clinton's doctors are recommending a radical change in his eating habit.
"This guy spent eight years sinking his teeth into pasty-faced Republicans loaded with fat and sugars. You can't wolf down a Bush, a Dole, a Gingrich, a Bob Barr without serious health side-effects," said Cardiologist Lawrence Walker. "That is a diet that's just filled with all sorts of toxins and fatty acids."
Clinton's former diet included eating President Bush and Senator Dole for breakfast in two successive presidential elections. Then, for impeachment dessert, Gingrich resigned as Speaker of the House of Representatives, as did Bob Livingston. Bob Barr lost a primary battle.
In fact, it was small chunks of Bob Dole blocking the pulmonary artery that finally alerted doctors to the severity of Clinton's medical condition. A stool sample revealed trace elements of Gingrich and Barr.
Two of Clinton's favorite meals, both high in cholesterol.
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By Stockton
After undergoing quadruple-bypass surgery, Bill Clinton's doctors are recommending a radical change in his eating habit.
"This guy spent eight years sinking his teeth into pasty-faced Republicans loaded with fat and sugars. You can't wolf down a Bush, a Dole, a Gingrich, a Bob Barr without serious health side-effects," said Cardiologist Lawrence Walker. "That is a diet that's just filled with all sorts of toxins and fatty acids."
Clinton's former diet included eating President Bush and Senator Dole for breakfast in two successive presidential elections. Then, for impeachment dessert, Gingrich resigned as Speaker of the House of Representatives, as did Bob Livingston. Bob Barr lost a primary battle.
In fact, it was small chunks of Bob Dole blocking the pulmonary artery that finally alerted doctors to the severity of Clinton's medical condition. A stool sample revealed trace elements of Gingrich and Barr.
Two of Clinton's favorite meals, both high in cholesterol.
