Monday, September 20, 2004
NEWSFLASH: AMERICAN VOTERS STUPID!
By Tweed
Recent polls show President Bush is viewed by more Americans as being better in a crisis. Despite the facts that Kerry is a decorated Vietnam veteran who served as the commander of a Swift Boat and had to make life and death decisions, the American public is unsure whether Kerry, who helped to uncover the BCCI-Noriega drug money scandal as well as the Iran-Contra arms scandal, is ready to face an international crisis, despite his hard work to resolve the Vietnam MIA/POW controversy and to normalize relations with Vietnam.
"Ah think that George Bush is a great Merican leader," said Rusty Orkney, a mechanic in Bealsley Alabama. "If twern't fur Bush, them crazy al Quada followers and Saddam woulda marched up the Mississippi."
"George Bush has successfully navigated trying times his whole life," said Doug Copperman, an entrepeneur in Seattle Washington. "He avoided the draft, avoided guard service, avoided bankruptcy and avoided jail - and he had to go to his Daddy to do it. That's rough; and that's leadership."
"Well, when he sat in that school for seven minutes after he'd heard our country was under attack," commented Georgia May Cobb, of Cobb County Georgia, "I just know he was praying for the good Lord to help us. That's what I would have done."
The good news for Bush, the straight shooter from Texas, was marred, however, by criticisms levied at the President by Republican Senators Chuck Hagel, Richard Lugar and John McCain, who said, basically, that Bush was a liar and that he was screwing-up in Iraq. "Reminds me of how he performed in English Lit. 104 back in freshman year," noted one Bush friend.
In other campaign news, President Bush, sworn enemy of all terrorists, the man who refuses to even think about negotiating with the bastards, is now in high level negotiations with Syria, one of a handful of nations that openly and unabashedly supports terrorist organizations.
Thank God Al Gore did not get elected!
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By Tweed
Recent polls show President Bush is viewed by more Americans as being better in a crisis. Despite the facts that Kerry is a decorated Vietnam veteran who served as the commander of a Swift Boat and had to make life and death decisions, the American public is unsure whether Kerry, who helped to uncover the BCCI-Noriega drug money scandal as well as the Iran-Contra arms scandal, is ready to face an international crisis, despite his hard work to resolve the Vietnam MIA/POW controversy and to normalize relations with Vietnam.
"Ah think that George Bush is a great Merican leader," said Rusty Orkney, a mechanic in Bealsley Alabama. "If twern't fur Bush, them crazy al Quada followers and Saddam woulda marched up the Mississippi."
"George Bush has successfully navigated trying times his whole life," said Doug Copperman, an entrepeneur in Seattle Washington. "He avoided the draft, avoided guard service, avoided bankruptcy and avoided jail - and he had to go to his Daddy to do it. That's rough; and that's leadership."
"Well, when he sat in that school for seven minutes after he'd heard our country was under attack," commented Georgia May Cobb, of Cobb County Georgia, "I just know he was praying for the good Lord to help us. That's what I would have done."
The good news for Bush, the straight shooter from Texas, was marred, however, by criticisms levied at the President by Republican Senators Chuck Hagel, Richard Lugar and John McCain, who said, basically, that Bush was a liar and that he was screwing-up in Iraq. "Reminds me of how he performed in English Lit. 104 back in freshman year," noted one Bush friend.
In other campaign news, President Bush, sworn enemy of all terrorists, the man who refuses to even think about negotiating with the bastards, is now in high level negotiations with Syria, one of a handful of nations that openly and unabashedly supports terrorist organizations.
Thank God Al Gore did not get elected!
