Tuesday, October 26, 2004
BUSH-CHENEY PR MAN RESIGNS
By Stockton
In the wake of the 'Wolves' fiasco, Chief PR man for the Bush-Cheney team, Clyde Newsome, has resigned. Newsome issued a brief statement indicating that he opposed the 'Wolves' commercials and wanted the campaign to take a different route.
"I thought it was hokey and over the top," said Newsome. "When you're spending millions of dollars to lie about the opposition, you want to get it right. I wanted to go in a different direction but the President wouldn't hear about it. He was fixated on wolves."
According to Newsome, the President refused to listen to other ideas and insisted the campaign commercials use "Wolfs". Newsome said, "that's all he said. 'I want wolfs, I want wolfs."
Newsome's two ideas were immediately shot down by President Bush.
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By Stockton
In the wake of the 'Wolves' fiasco, Chief PR man for the Bush-Cheney team, Clyde Newsome, has resigned. Newsome issued a brief statement indicating that he opposed the 'Wolves' commercials and wanted the campaign to take a different route.
"I thought it was hokey and over the top," said Newsome. "When you're spending millions of dollars to lie about the opposition, you want to get it right. I wanted to go in a different direction but the President wouldn't hear about it. He was fixated on wolves."
According to Newsome, the President refused to listen to other ideas and insisted the campaign commercials use "Wolfs". Newsome said, "that's all he said. 'I want wolfs, I want wolfs."
Newsome's two ideas were immediately shot down by President Bush.
