Friday, October 29, 2004
BUSH VOWS A CERTAIN SWING STATE WILL BE HIS
By Stockton
This afternoon, President George W. Bush made a daring pledge during a campaign stop in Tuscahootchiehassi Florida, vowing to take the swing state of "North Cadota". The President went on to call North Cadota, 'Bush Country'.
In recent days the President has felt very confident about his re-election chances but the pledge has his campaign staff worried.
"We're not really sure there is a North Cadota," said Campaign Director Lester Hill. "It's great that we're going to win there, but we know very little about that state."
After the President's bold claim, campaign officials huddled together in a five hour meeting in an attempt to interpret the President's vow. Most agreed the President meant North Carolina and/or North Dakota. Some disagreed.
"Those states are already in the bag," said one anonymous campaign staffer. "It wouldn't make sense to vow to carry a state that's in the bag. If the President says he's winning in North Cadota then he's winning in North Cadota."
"That's how strong Bush-Cheney is," said GOP Chairman Ed Gillespie. "We're going to sweep states that don't even exist."
Confident Bush predicts win in North Cadota!
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By Stockton
This afternoon, President George W. Bush made a daring pledge during a campaign stop in Tuscahootchiehassi Florida, vowing to take the swing state of "North Cadota". The President went on to call North Cadota, 'Bush Country'.
In recent days the President has felt very confident about his re-election chances but the pledge has his campaign staff worried.
"We're not really sure there is a North Cadota," said Campaign Director Lester Hill. "It's great that we're going to win there, but we know very little about that state."
After the President's bold claim, campaign officials huddled together in a five hour meeting in an attempt to interpret the President's vow. Most agreed the President meant North Carolina and/or North Dakota. Some disagreed.
"Those states are already in the bag," said one anonymous campaign staffer. "It wouldn't make sense to vow to carry a state that's in the bag. If the President says he's winning in North Cadota then he's winning in North Cadota."
"That's how strong Bush-Cheney is," said GOP Chairman Ed Gillespie. "We're going to sweep states that don't even exist."
