Thursday, October 21, 2004
KERRY IN A LANDSLIDE
By Stockton
In a stunning victory, Senator John F. Kerry (D-MA) easily defeated President George W. Bush in the race for the kids vote. Kerry received 57% to the President's 43%*. Kerry swept Bush in nearly every category of voter. Over one million kids voted.
Inside the Numbers
Among those who wanted a President smarterer than them:
Kerry 87%
Bush 13%
Among those who like war heroes:
Kerry 94%
Bush 6%
Among those who can pronounce nuclear correctly:
Kerry 91%
Bush 9%
Among those who believe a unilateral approach in the war in Iraq is fundementally flawed, leaving the United States exposed to a greater extent than it was during the height of the Cold War (Particularly during Kruschev's tenure as Party Chairman)
Kerry 82%
Bush 18%
Among those who prefer fudgcicles over ice cream:
Kerry 76%
Bush 24%
Among those who pee their pants when scared:
Bush 88%
Kerry 12%
Among those who hate poo-poo heads:
Kerry 93%
Bush 7%
OTHER FINDINGS
Height - 53% believe John Kerry is taller than President Bush
Education - 67% believed that Mrs. Kenney would take points off for the President's incomplete sentences
Attitude - 66% believe Mrs. Thompson would have given the President a time-out after the first debate
* can't find the percentages on Nickelodeon website. Saw result while watching Sponge Bob.
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By Stockton
In a stunning victory, Senator John F. Kerry (D-MA) easily defeated President George W. Bush in the race for the kids vote. Kerry received 57% to the President's 43%*. Kerry swept Bush in nearly every category of voter. Over one million kids voted.
Inside the Numbers
Among those who wanted a President smarterer than them:
Kerry 87%
Bush 13%
Among those who like war heroes:
Kerry 94%
Bush 6%
Among those who can pronounce nuclear correctly:
Kerry 91%
Bush 9%
Among those who believe a unilateral approach in the war in Iraq is fundementally flawed, leaving the United States exposed to a greater extent than it was during the height of the Cold War (Particularly during Kruschev's tenure as Party Chairman)
Kerry 82%
Bush 18%
Among those who prefer fudgcicles over ice cream:
Kerry 76%
Bush 24%
Among those who pee their pants when scared:
Bush 88%
Kerry 12%
Among those who hate poo-poo heads:
Kerry 93%
Bush 7%
OTHER FINDINGS
Height - 53% believe John Kerry is taller than President Bush
Education - 67% believed that Mrs. Kenney would take points off for the President's incomplete sentences
Attitude - 66% believe Mrs. Thompson would have given the President a time-out after the first debate
* can't find the percentages on Nickelodeon website. Saw result while watching Sponge Bob.
