Tuesday, October 12, 2004
LESBIANS RUN AMOK IN OKLAHOMA SCHOOLS
By Stockton
"It's terrible," said Dwight White, Principal of Rosie O'Donnell High School. "Lesbians are roaming the halls and the parkinglots. They're forcing tune-ups and oil changes on the students that drive. Some have demanded we start a girls Golf Team."
Since the charge has been levied by Republican Senate candidate Coburn, attendance at Oklahoma high schools has risen to 98%.
Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, has threatened to send troops into Oklahoma if the instability continues. "We have to protect our borders," said Perry in a statement yesterday as he mobilized the Texas National Guard. "The situation in Oklahoma is a direct threat to the good people of Texas." Texas currently has 250 "advisors" stationed in Oklahoma.
A stunned Oklahomian hears Coburns news
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By Stockton
The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent.
The remark by Republican Tom Coburn drew a skeptical response from state educators.
"I don't believe that," said Keith Ballard, executive director of the Oklahoma State School Boards Association. He said the group's attorneys "haven't said anything to me about that."
In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?"
Joe McCulley, school superintendent in Coalgate, chuckled when asked about Coburn's remark.
"He knows something I don't know. We have not identified anything like that. We have not had to deal with any issues on that subject -- ever," McCulley said.
"It's terrible," said Dwight White, Principal of Rosie O'Donnell High School. "Lesbians are roaming the halls and the parkinglots. They're forcing tune-ups and oil changes on the students that drive. Some have demanded we start a girls Golf Team."
Since the charge has been levied by Republican Senate candidate Coburn, attendance at Oklahoma high schools has risen to 98%.
Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, has threatened to send troops into Oklahoma if the instability continues. "We have to protect our borders," said Perry in a statement yesterday as he mobilized the Texas National Guard. "The situation in Oklahoma is a direct threat to the good people of Texas." Texas currently has 250 "advisors" stationed in Oklahoma.
