Tuesday, October 19, 2004
O'REILLY SCRAPS CHILDREN'S BOOK TOUR
By Stockton
In the wake of masturbating over the phone with a vibrator, Fox's Bill O'Reilly has canceled a planned children's book tour.
O'Reilly apoligized to the book stores for the late cancellation.
"We're disappointed," said Lee Ashton, owner of 'Take a Walk on the Wild Side', a New York City book store. "We already ordered hundreds of 'Whose Looking Out for Me vibrators'. What the hell are we supposed to do now?"
"Bill called me personally," said Tamara Wilks, owner of Porn to Be Wild, a Cleveland book store, "which was very nice. But I couldn't hear him to well. He was all out of breath and there was a buzzing sound in the background."
The book tour has not been rescheduled.
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By Stockton
In the wake of masturbating over the phone with a vibrator, Fox's Bill O'Reilly has canceled a planned children's book tour.
O'Reilly apoligized to the book stores for the late cancellation.
"We're disappointed," said Lee Ashton, owner of 'Take a Walk on the Wild Side', a New York City book store. "We already ordered hundreds of 'Whose Looking Out for Me vibrators'. What the hell are we supposed to do now?"
"Bill called me personally," said Tamara Wilks, owner of Porn to Be Wild, a Cleveland book store, "which was very nice. But I couldn't hear him to well. He was all out of breath and there was a buzzing sound in the background."
The book tour has not been rescheduled.
