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Friday, October 29, 2004

O'REILLY SETTLES VIBRATOR CASE
By Stockton

Fox's own Bill O'Reilly has decided to settle the sexual harassment suit brought against him by a former Fox employee. The terms of the settlement are confidential but a source close to the "No Spin Zone" host was willing to talk to LB in '04.

The married Bill O'Reilly has agreed to the following:

1- A payment of money damages even though he did nothing wrong;

2- Mr. O'Reilly will limit his phone calls to female Fox employees to three a week;

3- Mr. O'Reilly may masturbate during two of those phone calls;

4- If Mr. O'Reilly wishes to use a vibrator while on the phone, he may do so once a month;

5- Fox News will pay 50% of the costs for the batteries.



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