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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

CLINTON LIBRARY TO OPEN IN FALLUJAH, ARKANSAS
By Tweed

Bill Clinton's presidential library will open, shortly in Fallujah, Arkansas, where residents have been urged to not carry around their weapons on the day of the event. As reported by Reuters:

Acxiom Corporation distributed a memo to the 420 employees in its 12-story sales
and marketing building in Little Rock's River Market district -- near the Clinton library -- reminding them of its policy forbidding weapons on company property.
"This would not be a time to violate that policy," said Dale Ingram, spokesman for Acxiom.

The current President Bush will be wearing his now well-worn-in bullet proof vest that proved itself useless during the debates.

Speaking of which; what kind of jackass president wears a bullet proof vest to a presidential debate?

Oh yeah. That kind.

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