Thursday, December 02, 2004
MORE TROOPS TO IRAQ MEANS NEW RECRUITMENT TACTICS
By Tweed
Increased troop levels in Iraq have seriously depleted the military resources. The back-door draft is in full swing, and extensions of troop deployments in Iraq are the norm.
But the requirements of national defense have exceeded our resources, and the military is organizing localized its recruiting practices.
"We know we have to do better," said Col. Mark Harkman, of the Army's recruiting office. "That's why we're matching the right recruiter to the right community - matching community characteristics with the recruiter."
Col. Harkman introduced two new recruiting officers at a press conference: Capt. Daryl Lee Gates and Capt. Tyrell "G-Dog" Howard. "Capt. Gates will be hitting the streets of urban New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington, DC; while G-Dog will be heading to Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and South Carolina to squeeze the last ounce of support from those areas," said Col. Harkman. "We are really excited about this."
Capt. Gates is Eager to Recruit in Harlem
Col. Harkman also noted that Capts. Gates and Howard will be introducing another new feature of the Army's recruiting effort - informal dress. "We want these guys to wear the clothes that will best help their efforts."
Capt. Howard, with Some of His Staff
Both Capt. Gates and Capt. Howard seemed eager: "Yo, I wanna send some muthafucking redneck hick to take a cap in his ass for this KKKountry, since he's the dumbass muthafuckah that voted for the jackass in the White House," said Capt. Howard. "The blessed US of A needs a great cleansing of the lesser species - and starting in the inner cities makes sense," added Capt. Gates.
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By Tweed
Increased troop levels in Iraq have seriously depleted the military resources. The back-door draft is in full swing, and extensions of troop deployments in Iraq are the norm.
But the requirements of national defense have exceeded our resources, and the military is organizing localized its recruiting practices.
"We know we have to do better," said Col. Mark Harkman, of the Army's recruiting office. "That's why we're matching the right recruiter to the right community - matching community characteristics with the recruiter."
Col. Harkman introduced two new recruiting officers at a press conference: Capt. Daryl Lee Gates and Capt. Tyrell "G-Dog" Howard. "Capt. Gates will be hitting the streets of urban New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington, DC; while G-Dog will be heading to Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and South Carolina to squeeze the last ounce of support from those areas," said Col. Harkman. "We are really excited about this."
Capt. Gates is Eager to Recruit in Harlem
Col. Harkman also noted that Capts. Gates and Howard will be introducing another new feature of the Army's recruiting effort - informal dress. "We want these guys to wear the clothes that will best help their efforts."
Capt. Howard, with Some of His Staff
Both Capt. Gates and Capt. Howard seemed eager: "Yo, I wanna send some muthafucking redneck hick to take a cap in his ass for this KKKountry, since he's the dumbass muthafuckah that voted for the jackass in the White House," said Capt. Howard. "The blessed US of A needs a great cleansing of the lesser species - and starting in the inner cities makes sense," added Capt. Gates.
